The truth revealed about these
once thought to be mythical beings: 82 years of age by birth records
but claims he's 39. Once fabled to be six feet tall, now 3 feet 8
inches with slippers on. Can grow hair on most parts of his body
with the exception of the top of his head. Most of his communication
consists of hacking,burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, and
often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.
And now......here they are
for your hilarious enjoyment. In all of their glory for us to enjoy.
Westland has
created these figurines for you to collect and enjoy. These figurines
are made of solid resin. Westland, renowned for its quality and attention
to detail, has hand-crafted these figurines to show all of the great attributes
of the renowned coot. These figurines are approximately 6 inches high.
They come boxed in styrofoam for shipping.
